Ooh La
A blog simply for the music I love.
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Chat reblogged from thealinecee
- You: hi
- Stranger: hey
- You: wanna cyber
- Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
- You: ya
- Stranger: And okay then, you start?
- You: i come into ur bedroom
- You: and ur sleeping
- You: and i crawl under your blanket
- Stranger: I'm still asleep
- You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
- You: and u wake up and smile
- Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
- You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
- You: cutting off your penis
- Stranger: wait
- You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
- Stranger: Then what...?
- You: I HATE YOU
- Stranger: I didn't cheat
- You: you bleed to death in your bed
- Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
- You: nobody ever knows what happened
- You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
- You: the end
- Stranger: I have a mercedes?
- You: not anymore faggot
- Your conversation partner has disconnected.
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Audio post reblogged from thealineceeThis track has had 284,559 plays
just because..
oMFG HOW CAN YOU TALK LIKE THAT YOU FLAWLESS HOMO
Because he’s been sucking Louis’ cock I mean what
Holy. Shit.
(Source: zweierlei)
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Photo reblogged from It`s like a stone on fire, can you feel it?
(Source: niall-horan)
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Photoset reblogged from This is the soundtrack to my life
